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In other news, I encountered my first stereotypical New Yorker yesterday, the bus driver on my way to work.

The bus was running a little late, and some lady got on the bus and started complaining and asking questions about the delay.. and the bus driver (in a perfect Brooklynese accent) starts yelling, "What the f'*** kind of question is that? F****** a**hole! What the f*** do you think I can do? Call the f****** mayor! There's f****** traffic on 5th Avenue!" It was great. He went on for about 10 minutes.

And it was amazing. I felt like a real New Yorker when I found myself thinking, "Yeah, what was that lady thinking???"